Monday, March 20, 2006

Diet of the Pros.

I Found this "diet" on the internet... enjoy.


1. For breakfast, just have cigarettes & coffee( no sugar, only sweeteners allowed)! The idea is that the cigarettes raise your metabolism and curb hunger, while the caffeine from the coffee also raises your metabolism and releases some of the fat molecules that was stored the night before.

2. Stock up on frozen entrees(only the lean kind under 300 calories) & mixed frozen veggies in a bag:carrots, peas, green beans and lima beans. Mix about 1 cup of veggies with the frozen entree and what you have is a satisfying, high fiber, low fat/calorie, filling meal under 350 calories! This is great for busy people since, all you need is a microwave.

3. Stock up on Dexatrim Max diet pills. I prefer to take 1 of these right before my workout ---This stuff really works. The rush and energy you get is amazing.

I've already lost 8 pounds and have just 7 more to go...Ultimately, my goal is to reach my original weight of 110----- cross your fingers! =)

Monday, March 06, 2006

Every Woman's Desire


Hey ladies, I know this guy personally. I can hook you up.
He's pretty much Billy Graham that looks like Fabio.

Blah-gger dot com

Blah blah something witty... an interesting link or funny video. Something that bugs me told in a funny yet bitingly sarcastic way. Something spiritual more meant to impress then to discover God. Meaningful song lyrics...

La la la
Blah blah blah
hurt, pride, bitterness

La la la
Blah blah blah
Love, joy, forgiveness


A challege to act. A short summary with a witty statement hoping to incite comments.

Monday, February 27, 2006

Hot as a Pistol



This is awesome.

Tuesday, February 21, 2006

I'm a tinkerer.

I like to tinker, build, modify anything that moves. It's in my jeans. Literally. I have a 1/2 inch end wrench in my pocket right now. When I had my rad Impala Wagon SS, I could do this, but it's gone. I love my truck, but it gets horrible fuel mileage, and I'm all tinkered out with it. It's advertised right now. PLEASE PRAY RIGHT NOW THAT I SELL MY TRUCK! I would use the cash to help Amy and I start a life, and to buy something for me to tinker with. For example, check out the following....
(click the image to make it huge) Here's a great little specimen advertised online. It's a 62 bug with a cool ragtop. It's got a 1776 cc engine with a freewayflyer transmission for the passing lane on I-35. Nice interior, cool maltese cross on the door, and Praise 'd Lowered it sits low! Lowered VWs handle like a Go-kart.. you can make a u-turn at 40 mph...

Your probably thinking "why would he want that?" well, one man's trash is another man's treasure, and I didn't say a word about your shot glass collection, or whatever other wierd tastes you have.......... so there.